I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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