i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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