I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
