How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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