I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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