Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I want to have your abortion
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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