At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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