Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
