Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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