Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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