apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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