Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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