i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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