so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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