I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I need water and some morals
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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