i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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