She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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