So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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