This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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