No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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