ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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