it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
