Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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