i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she looked like the before picture.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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