You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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