There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated