I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize