On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks