you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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