i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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