it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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