someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize