i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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