Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize