He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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