She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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