the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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