The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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