sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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