Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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