So drunk, too bad you don't want this
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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