My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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