i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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