i don't like sucking hair
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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