Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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