yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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