i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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