on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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