I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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