Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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