THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You ate ashes out of my bong
I want a musical about memes.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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