I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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