O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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