So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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