You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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