it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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