I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
areolas are like halos for boobs.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He? As in you personified your dick?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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