somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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